*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them
"suck my dick" ok
“bite me” hell yeah
"kiss my ass" sure
"Fuck you" yes please
THIS IS SO TRUE
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" "make me"
"Your boring to talk to and you have terrible morning breath"
This post was made up for notes
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.